One of those old emails that was just too good to get rid of. (So, yes: out of the trash and onto the blog 😉
On Mar 18, 2018, at 12:03 PM, Notification <creditagricolebank@yandex.com> wrote:
ATTN:
It is about your inheritance payment here in our Credit Agricole Bank of Egypt,
somebody call Mr. Allen Roland Jr came to claim your inheritance fund this
morning and said that you authorized him to claim the fund and that he is
your new Next of Kin.
He has provided the whole documentation as to prove that he is your next
of kin, the fund so the fund is yet to be transfer to his account. So that
is the reason why we contacted you to find out whether you are still alive
because he said to us that you are dead yesterday.
Reply to this email below ASAP
Email: kolazakicreditagricolebanking@gmail.com
Mr. Kola Zaki
Administrator Department
Regards,
Mrs. Daina Williams
Form: Secretary Officer
Credit Agricole Bank of Egypt.
Re: Attention
To: kolazakicreditagricolebanking@gmail.com
Yes, this is to confirm that I am dead yesterday.
Love it! Dead yesterday, arisen to respond today. It´s an Easter story.
your “new Next of Kin” ? did all of your Old Next of Kin confirm their deaths yesterday, too?
tricky stuff this inheritance confirmation…
This is why I’m not a lawyer.
Oh this is so brilliant. What a genius reply. I’d love to have seen their faces…
This presumes that they are semi-intelligent, which the original kind of argues against.