Proibido

Not allowed in the “lost” minivan (we got separated and would never have gotten to our destination but for the satellite link in the accompanying armed escort car):

proibido

  • Coconut water (in original dispenser)
  • Snacks
  • Drinks (never mind our cooler with bottled water)
  • Ice cream
  • Smiling wet children (apparently)
  • Smoking

Armed security escort in Brazil
Escolta Armada — you can probably figure that out.

Not a good sign

chemtrail

For belief-corral detainees, yeah, it’s about the dead tree that could blow over.

For those aware of the broadly- and deeply-documented, proven-beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt geoengineering experiments in North America and Europe, the appearance of a non-contrail, non-natural spreading linear cloud is not a welcome sight.*

*Oh wait, but MSNBCBS and the New York Times don’t report on it, and “officials” — so open and honest in every other way — deny its existence, so it can’t be true. I feel so better now.

Learning Portuguese

No, I’m not, though being in Brazil the better part of a week, I learned a few things (I was surprised how much I could understand).

Some, though, required further research: Jogue o lixo no lixo.

lixo

The trick is to know that “lixo” has two meanings here: trash and trash.

As in, “Throw the trash in the trash.”

Unhh-huh.