Stuff

A new reader, AJ, commented on an earlier post:

That’s the one thing I would miss about the US. Stuff. Whatever you need, you can usually find it cheap on Craigslist or a yard sale or something. I needed a cement mixer a few years ago, found a really nice one on CL that had been tipped over onto it’s motor, which ruined the motor. Bought it for $50, found a motor in a thrift store for $10. Put it together and still use it. I guess there are trade-offs for everything.


We had lots of stuff. Prior to leaving for Mexico, after several garage sales, we still arrived at in-laws with this (plus a laden minivan and laden pickup truck that pulled the trailer):

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Yep, I used every bit of it. Regularly. For real. Honest. En serio.

We moved from the USA to Mexico in a pickup truck. A few years later, what we shipped from Mexico to Uruguay fit on one pallet (we also brought lots of luggage).

There are advantages to shipping a container of household goods from the United States — you can bring additional quality furniture scoured from Craigslist or estate sales. But every American’s “household goods” container I’ve seen looks like the photo above. Not a curated collection of carefully-chosen objects — just stuff.

Most of which they weren’t using there, and won’t be using here.

And obtw we do have Mercado Libre. 😉

 

Green Machine

green-machine

You might recall that the answer to “What do you get when you tell the leñero (firewood seller) that you don’t want pieces longer than 40 cm?” was “an excuse to buy a chainsaw.” This does not suggest that I went chainsaw shopping. However, seeing a small gas-powered chainsaw for sale at Géant for USD 119 — and with a one-year guarantee*  — and having exactly USD 120 in my wallet … well, seemed that fate she was a-speakin’ to me. Starts right up, cuts well, even came with a replacement chain.


* typical no-name Chinese power tools typically sell here with a two-month guarantee.

I feel like a phoney

We have two phones in our house: one local, and one VOIP with our business number in the United States. The six pictured here comprise neither of those two.phones

The farthest we brought from Mexico. Nice, solid thing but it dropped and cracked. Next to it, one we bought in Chuy, one of the towns on the Brazilian border where bargains can be found, and stuff brought back duty-free with a foreign passport. I hooked it up after taking the picture, and shortly after hearing it crackle and sputter, chucked it in the trash.

I know we’ve brought phones form the States. But why, and why so many?

Meanwhile, I realize the concept of a land line is kind of quaint. Why spend USD 15 on a phone and not-very-much (a bit over USD 10 last month) for a fixed line, when you can spend USD 500 on a smart phone and a bunch per month for a mobile plan, risk losing the phone and personal data, meanwhile irradiating your brain every time you use it, and your gonads when you carry it in your pocket?

Obviously I’ve thought about these things, their real consequences and costs, and speak with some authority.

Alas, I still feel like a phoney. And an old school phoney at that.

The säge saga

I helped one of my son’s friends build a bookshelf unit over the weekend. At the end, he had a piece of thin plywood for the back, that proved a little tricky to cut on the table saw. No problem, I said, I’ll use the circular saw.

Except it proved to be suddenly dead.

Well, I said, I can cut it with the blade on the angle grinder. But even with a very light load, it bogged, then started smoking. So the hell with tricky. We managed to cut it on the table saw, and finished the project.

Yesterday I dismantled the circular saw and tested the switch, then remembered that when I bought it from a German guy several years ago he had given me something else, replacement brushes for the motor. After a bit of searching, I came up with one, and dismantled the saw further. Voilà! Relatively painless to replace the brush, reassemble the saw, and it’s back in action!

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Walter the German handkreissäge is happy again.

Not so the angle grinder (amoladora). It addition to being more challenging to dismantle, in the end I couldn’t get to the switch, which I suspect partially melted.

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And I thought Hyundai made quality stuff.

It is the only thing I’ve bought here for which I cannot find a receipt, but I’m pretty sure it’s been over a year, if it even had a guarantee that long (the cheap Chinese power tools come with a two-month guarantee: inspires confidence!).

So, this becomes another addition to the next Montevideo trip: find their service center and see if it can be repaired. It may not be worth it, but anything with electronics, a motor, or an engine costs 60-100% more here than up north.

Ah , the little things

Despite some sub-optimal experiences, I remain fascinated by things such as this. The cable on the right, which just arrived in the mail from China, elegantly replaces the kluged-together mess that cluttered my desk.

New video cable from China

And, especially in overpriced Uruguay, you’ve got to love this:

cable-order

Yes, USD 2.45 and free shipping … from China.

 

A message from Universe via cheap Chinese shit

clock

I saw this morning that my cheap Chinese alarm clock had died. The first battery lasted six months; its replacement more like four.

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The package of five replacement batteries cost only $1.80, with free shipping from Hong Kong to Uruguay, so no big deal. I put one in the alarm clock, set about setting the time, and suddenly the thing made a strange noise and the clock face turned to gibberish.

I wanted to take a photo, but couldn’t find my camera, and realized that if I’ve lost it, I might not particularly miss it. I’ve gotten kind of tired of carrying it everywhere. I neither have nor want a smart phone.

I grabbed our older point-and-shoot camera, but it wouldn’t turn on, even though the battery was fine just a couple days ago.

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Then I sat down to my desk, and the UbiRock vibration speaker which inexplicably died a few weeks ago. Oh well, I mostly use headphones anyway.

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Then I remembered the indestructible Westclox Big Ben / Baby Ben windup clocks I grew up with. I wonder if they still sell wind-up clocks? Indeed they do:

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When Westclox alarm clocks were made in America you couldn’t beat ’em–or sleep through their alarm! Now they’re made in China, and the Baby Bens I’ve been buying last routinely from two weeks to four months. Then they just stop ringing, and sometimes stop telling time, whether the winder is wound up all the way or just a few turns. They stop without warning & on the day they do, you sleep in–miss work, miss your appointment, miss your plane. I’ve traded them in for a new one ten or twelve times. They never last longer than four months. I’ve finally given up. Thinking of a Baby Ben? Don’t waste your money!
T
hen I wondered why I even need a bedside clock.

Then I remembered Chicago, from a time when I did need to wind the clock and set the alarm every day. Does anybody really care?

A new blue travel document

Today was the day. By the fourth passport, they got my wife’s right. Mine only took two tries. The name thing: Spanish names include two first names and two last names, father’s and mother’s, and these do not change. It’s a very consistent, and sensible, system.
Unless you’re a gringo. We each had one where they got the name wrong. My wife’s first they screwed up (she got a guy who is fluent in English; that’s how he expressed it), then she managed to sign hers outside the allotted area, which nullified another. Then the name thing.
When she finally got hers, we were more than ready to get out of there, and though we thought it odd they gave her a second one with the corner clipped, we just threw it in the envelope and skedaddled. When she finally looked at it—back home—she realized it belonged to someone else. Someone else with five years remaining on his US visa. He would want that passport!
My first thought was to send an email to the passport office. But the form on their web site doesn’t work. The phone number given is 152 and an extension. Of course (as with our mutualista), everyone’s supposed to know you add a 2 before it if you’re not in Montevideo. When I remembered that, I got someone who told me to call back in the morning when the office was open.
I hung up and within five seconds the phone rang. It was someone else from the office, asking if I had the stranger’s passport. I asked what I should do. She said she’d call me back in five minutes.
Its owner lives relatively nearby, and will come to our house tomorrow morning to collect it.
Had a chuckle pondering the likelihood of such a casual resolution happening in the U.S….