How did this happen?

Maybe we bought a blender and it burned out.

Maybe we bought one from Tim and Loren when they returned to the land of the Untied Snakes.

Syd and Gundy gave us one when they were cleaning out storage space. Which I burned up trying to grind up eggshells for the compost pile (thanks for that idea, cuzzie ;-).

How did we end up with three blender tops?

So now I’m sort of doing the same. I’m reading The Joy of Less and loving it. Because of our frequent moves in the past — 10 in a 21-year period from 1986 — including two overseas, we’ve done a lot of paring down.* However, even in a non-consumerist culture like Uruguay, the stuff piles up once you settle.

When we made hummus the other day, I dragged out our two blender bases, both of which are pretty heavy duty. One didn’t work at all (ah, another project!). The other did the job. But then a day later a third blender top surfaced. Do we need three? They seem to be sort-of-but-not-quite interchangeable.

And then, when was the last time we used the blender?

Perhaps in 2016. Perhaps not.

There’s something distinctly non-minimalist going on here!


* three of us moving from Mexico: about ten suitcases, three pet carriers (2 trips), plus a single pallet shipped from Houston with 16 cartons, a floor lamp, and a BMX bike.

De-cluttering

I’ve been reading The Joy of Less: A Minimalist Guide to Declutter, Organize, and Simplify, a needful reminder.  We may have moved to Uruguay somewhat minimally — ten suitcases and a pallet with sixteen cartons, a BMX bike, and a floor lamp — but oh my, how stuff has collected since! Some of the ideas in The Joy Of Less I had come up with on my own. In the 1980s, I parted with my yearbook collection and (worthless, seriously) old journals in Germany by putting them in a box with a “dispose” date. In 1997, when my father died, I took all the tools and materials in his workshop I’d known inside and out for over thirty years and laid them out in the “wrong” places, making it simple work indeed to sort trash from treasure the next morning. It was like walking into someone else’s garage sale.

In the past week, several boxes, some with perfectly good stuff, have gone to EMAUS, the local thrift store. For example, the electric buffer I bought, thinking I would assume a more conscientious attitude toward our car’s appearance. I didn’t. A nice hard shell suitcase that became “oversize” after its first trip when the airlines changed their specifications. A heavy-duty hoe that I thought just the ticket for cleaning the ditch in front of our house. Wrong. It’s simply taken up space in the garage for over six years.

And for almost two years I’ve had the uncompleted, last work of Tex Farrell stored with our suitcases above the stairs. Haunting as it is, and fascinating a glimpse of his technique as it is, there’s no really good way to display it. And what to do with some large pieces of his leather he left? Aha! Knife and straightedge and now we have dog protection for our “new” leather couches, recently purchased from a couple who moved back to Europe.

leather protection for leather couch
OK, not particularly fashionable, but neither is a 4′ x 8′ painting I did when I was 17

But what exactly to do with this?

The last, uncompleted leather work of Tex Farrel

Today I took the scraps from the couch pieces to Carlos, shoe maker and repairer who has a tiny storefront in Atlántida. I also took the incomplete head, figuring he could at least use some of the leather.

To my surprise, he was absolutely delighted to receive it, and explained that it was of his friend Tex’s nieta — granddaughter. It wouldn’t mean anything for anyone else, he explained in Spanish, but it means a lot to me.

Another de-cluttering win-win!

After the painting

The room in which my tiny office space resides was recently repainted, which involved removing a bookshelf. After I replaced it, I realized I didn’t want all that stuff back on it. Including a little pile of journals I’ve kept off and on over the years. I think about getting rid of them, but they’re full of gems.


Mac SE

May 1991: my accelerated Mac SE operates at 20 MHz and has a 105 MB hard drive and a 19″ black and white monitor. Current: 5 year old Mac Mini operating at 2.3 GHz (115 times faster) with 500 GB hard drive (4,876 times greater capacity).

Mac IIsi

September 1993: my Mac IIsi has 17 MB of RAM. Current: 16 GB (964 times more). That was the computer I used to put together Post Card Passages. Each full-page image required 32 MB, so every time I made a change to an image it switched to virtual memory, and I’d listen to the hard drive chattering for several minutes. Maybe go to the kitchen and brew a fresh pot of coffee.


$5 bill, Trinidad & Tobago

In a later one, a page bookmarked by a $5 bill from Trinidad and Tobago.


In 1989, I served on the board of the Northwest Association of Book Publishers.

“Special Bylaws. Meeting #3 (or is it 4?) — like doing jury duty. Wrote ‘Another way of looking at Professor X’ afterwards:

A silent moan when X is found
at monthly meetings of our board,
his academics to expound
with functionality ignored.”

I don’t remember who Professor X was.


And going back to the mid 1980s, sketches from Florence, Italy.

early 1980s, Florence
early 1980s sketch, Florence
early 1980s sketch, Florence

This probably from home, Hochheim am Main, West Germany.

early 1980s sketch, Florence

So *sigh* guess what has just gone back on the bookshelf

 

 

An early Christmas present

Years ago, a fellow expat told me about a long clamp he bought at Tienda Inglesa, very handy for making clean plywood cuts with a circular saw. I went to Tienda Inglesa, and — reminiscent of trying to find a ”special” item that you didn’t buy the first time you saw it at Costco — there were none. And there have been none. Until yesterday!

120 cm clamp
The clamp on top of one of my first attempts at cabinetry, including very disappointing not-straight cuts.

So it’s an early Christmas present. Time to try again to make a cabinet!

In other news, a bloom:

succulent blooming

I think we’ve had these plants at least three years. This is a first.

*grrrrrrr*afas

Electricity tends to be expensive in Uruguay, and most people where we live use gas, called “supergas,” for cooking. It’s not a good choice for heating, since it adds humidity, which, combined with temperature, is a fine recipe for unhealthy mold growth. For that reason, we chose to ignore the gas plumbing in the incomplete house we bought, and instead deal with the regular replenishment of garafas (carafes? um, thanks Google Translate).

Which replenishment has been an issue of late, because whoever delivers or refills or produces these things has apparently been on strike. I really don’t care which. Despite being pretty conversant in the language, one plus of living here (as when I lived in West Germany in the 1980s) is that a lot of (verbal/propaganda) nuance escapes me. I’m not big on “news.”

Anyway, turns out we have a lot of them, these steel pressurized containers.

The reason why is a little interesting. We bought a house with a casita (little house) for our 22-year-old son to occupy. We bought a gas heater, not trusting him (wisely) to restrain himself with electric heat which, given our “intelligent option” from UTE, the government electric company, basically triples the electric rate at peak times — 5PM-11PM, when residential heat is really nice in the winter — but makes it relatively cheap to operate an electric clothes dryer, which we really like, the other 19 hours of the day. So we needed another garafa. Then, some rather strange Americans — oy vey, whole other story — were selling shit, including several garafas for USD 50. At a time when a “new” (bear with me) garafa cost more like USD 75-80. No brainer. Why this idiot woman wouldn’t simply sell them back to the supplier baffled me. But hey.

OK (you’ve now borne), turns out you can “buy” these garafas, but you can’t sell them back. In other words, you can’t waltz into your local gas dealer, say, thanks, it’s been great, but I’m leaving and want my money back.

You’ve purchased the right to exchange gas tanks ad infinitum. You don’t actually own a specific tank, as we did in Mexico when my son got into glasswork. You own this right to exchange that which you cannot sell.

And now you barely have the ability to exchange. Hence, I feel great accomplishment that I went to Parque del Plata Norte and Marindia (opposite directions) this morning and came home with this: two exchanged 13 kg gas bottles..

bottled gas, uruguay
O frabjous day. Callooh. Callay.

 

Week ends. Noice.

1) Ah, the joy of little things

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I was able to buy the little thingie on the right for my Stihl weedeater! Almost USD 5, but so what. I indicated my relief that it wasn’t just me who lost things. Previously I lost the main nut for attaching the blade, threaded counterclockwise, which cost about the same at the time in USD (and of course immediately found the lost one). Se gastan, the girl said (I think), meaning (I think) they wear out (get spent). Correction appreciated —.

2) Spring is springing

fig tree budding, Canelones, Uruguay

Our fig tree in the campo, in need of pruning. (Search for “figs” for other posts if this is even remotely interesting.)

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Cool flower, horrible photo.

3) Dead snake in the road

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I’m hoping this was run over, and not killed gratuitously por las dudas. Syd and I recently encountered a small dead snake while dog walking, which led him to find a site about snakes in Uruguay. Unfortunately it’s awkward to ID non-venomous snakes, and I’m tempted to take all their info and organize it into a functional web site. Anyway, there are four venomous snakes in Uruguay: rattlers (widespread, but not here), two vipers (one widespread, one not, but neither here), and coral snakes, distinctive as hell: in terms of threat, if you plan to mess with any brightly-colored red-yellow-black snakes please contact me because I’d like to take out a life insurance policy on you.

And yes, the por las dudas guy at the beach was indeed an idiot.

4) And another stunning sunset

Sunset, Atlántida, Uruguay

Note the clouds. We’re supposed to be inundated tomorrow. Google weather indicated today that we were in the midst of thunderstorms, though all I could see was blue sky and sunshine. Trust my experience or Google?

Ebay and China to the rescue

A few years ago, I bought a bath/back brush at Tienda Inglesa. By now, it was showing its age, so I went to check on getting another. 650 pesos, or over $20 US even with the “strong” dollar. The nice lady said it was Italian, and yes, expensive, but it would last forever. Properly explaining what I thought next seemed a little beyond my vocabulary at the moment.

Three weeks, and $4.02 US later (shipping included!), I have a replacement:

bathbrushes

Better still, it was delivered to my door. No summons to the Customs office in Montevideo.

 

 

 

Feeling modern

Got out my $10 flip phone (with .3 megapixel camera!) to take to the Untied Snakes. It would appear I did not set the date when I bought it last November.

gophone

Or else something very weird is going on.

in 1980, I was rendez-vousing with people in Europe. With no cell phones. With no texting (telex, yes). No internet. No IM. Incredible! How did we do it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Plastic doesn’t fare well in Uruguay

Both this table and the watering can are now several years old, but I was reminded yesterday when I went outside and the sun felt strong. I’ve experienced hot before, but this strong is new to me in Uruguay; it must be the ultraviolet. It eats plastic.

The sun in Uruguay eats plastic

I showed last winter how spray-painted graffiti had actually protected the color in a trash container. I lived in Germany, where the containers are made, so I know they have nothing like the sun here to think about.

The sun in Uruguay eats plastic. Trash container, Atlántida, Uruguay.

I expect this damage is solely from the plastic becoming brittle, exposed to strong sunlight all day long.