
How do you say quality control in Latin America?
¿Que?
Following the instructions, we were supposed to get the color on the right.
An inquisitive old fart with a camera
Products, services, marketing, names

How do you say quality control in Latin America?
¿Que?
Following the instructions, we were supposed to get the color on the right.

At a restaurant today. Happy holidays if you’re not handicapped!

Abierto means open, even when you’re closed.

Cerrado means closed, even when you’re open.

Portones Mall decorations. It’s November. Everyone’s in shorts and flip flops.

Hours: we open when we arrive. We close when we leave. If you come and we’re not here, we’re on different schedules.


When you buy at the street market (feria), the vendors use skinny pads and add up your purchase.
Usually they’re right.
In case you’re curious: morrones (peppers), two types, pepinos (cucumbers), naranjas (oranges), bananas, cebolla (onion).

A new thing this year — Tienda inglesa does its damndest to induce consumer madness. Sounds like they did a pretty good job of it. No Walmart Black Friday fist fights and hair-pulling, but it takes a while for such fine traditions to develop.
I waited until Saturday afternoon to venture in, and happily the refrigerator model I might have been interested in buying, had sold out.
And oh yeah, lemons off our tree.

I’m trying to remember the last time I was seriously in a physical book shop…over ten years ago? Libraries ceased being important to me maybe five years before that. Born in the 50s, I lived for libraries and bookstores. I’ve written books, sold over 10 million, so libraries and bookstores…important! But I left the land of my native language, the Untied Snakes, in 2007. And digital happened.
I love this photo.

I left the Untied Snakes 13 years ago, and can’t remember the last time I saw this stuff. But here it is in Uruguay, a brittle plastic bag from the only place in the country that sells bagels. Split open through normal handling.